"Do you want a peanut?"
"No."
"Do you want ALL the peanuts?"
"If it's foggy in the morning, you're the first to die."
"I got you a present! It's Tetanus!"
"Hey Katelin! Katelin it's your lucky day! I found the rope you can hang yourself with!"
"Jessalin has been threatening to murder me all day. Reprimand her."
"I win. Go lick the truck. Truck licker."
"Double jinx. You owe me your soul."
"Shit. I need a pastry."
"I promise not to pee your truck."
"It wasn't as long as I thought it'd be - that's what she said!"
"How many times have we said 'fuck' in this conversation? That's a second-week word!"
"I just had a revelation. I'm going to break up with my girlfriend tonight!"
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment